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[27 Dec 2005|07:17pm] |
10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is "Wrong"
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behaviour. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans
Please post this in your journal if you are for gay marriage.
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[06 Dec 2005|07:32pm] |
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I shouldn't have lost my temper today. It was uncalled for and I'm sorry. But what you did was pretty fucked up. I really don't think friendship is an option here.
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[05 Dec 2005|11:00pm] |
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Today was fun. I went to the pool hall with Dave, Megan, Andy, Amber, and Mike. We played boys against girls and then a few more games. I made a few bets and lost. All around it was a good time. Andy showed up in a tie and I about died. Ashley's going into induced labor at 7 am so hopefully I can go see her and the baby, I'm sooo excited. This past week has been all around crazy. But I'm doin good. I wish I could do something about my car. I don't think my dad is ever going to help me. I'm sick of trying to ask him for anything. All he does is take and take.. You'd think my inheritence money would be enough, no it's still not sacrificing enough for him I guess... But when it comes to tony, he got his 8 grand without a problem. And I payed for his car. Life is really unfair sometimes.. One of these days he's gonna piss me off so bad I'm gonna blow up his truck. Well I think I'm going to go bother him now.. Peace easy
P.S. Guys who pop the collar = Lame :)
P.S.S. Don't ask me to do drugs please
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[30 Nov 2005|03:27am] |
Ib6ub9ifufine: hi
smurfmonkeyz: hi
Ib6ub9ifufine: asl?
smurfmonkeyz: go/fuck/yourself?
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[17 Aug 2005|09:14pm] |
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Basics…
:x: name: ally
:x: height: 5'10
:x: shoe size: 9
:x: hair color: brown
:x: siblings: 1
:x: eyes: hazel
:x: college: want to go to baker, gotta finish at asher tho
:x: jr.high: Davidson
:x: elementary: um fordline grogan one in florida and northpointe
:x: hometown: Southgate
:x: favorite place: my room, the park
:x: favorite soda: none
:x: favorite food: lasagna, tacos
:x: favorite book: jenna jameson-how to make love like a porn star
:x: favorite animal: horse
:x: favorite friends: megan, jay, jason, and natalie
:x: favorite show: america's next top model
:x: gold or silver: silver
:x: favorite sport: to play, basketball
:x: favorite alcohol: none, if i had to choose, absolut vodka
:x: favorite fruit: cantelope
:x: favorite song: this new song by staind.. forgot the name
:x: favorite milkshake: vanilla
:x: favorite color: pink, white
:x: favorite weather: fall weather
:x: favorite state: california
you…
:x: have a crush on someone: no
:x: wish you could live somewhere else: yes
:x: believe in online dating: no
:x: think others find you attractive: doubt it
:x: want more piercings: yes
:x: like cleaning: no, i hate it, u have to yell at me to do it
:x: like roller coasters: ya
:x: write in cursive or print: print
:x: last talked to: kat
:x: last thought of: how im gonna afford all my bills this friday
:x: last showered: too long ago, like two weeks yo, j/k i dont know
:x: last did laundry: 2 months ago ha, girlfriends rock
:x: last hugged a tree: never hugged a tree?
for or against…
:x: long distant relationships: no.
:x: killing people: if they deserve it
:x: teenage smoking: against, its the worst habit ever
:x: driving drunk: against
:x: gay/lesbian relationships: im only for the ones that are serious not the sluts
:x: soap operas: against
have you…
:x: ever cried over a boy: ya
:x: ever been in a fist fight: yep
:x: ever been arrested: yea
:x: ever had a friend die: no
:x: ever dated a cousin: no
:x: ever used a gun: ya
:x: ever frenched kiss: yes
:x: ever finished a puzzle: yes
:x: ever got beat up: yea
:x: ever hated someone: yes
:x: ever made a huge mistake: yea
:x: ever tried any drugs: yes
:x: ever jogged a mile: yes
:x: ever played w/ someone’s feelings: yea
:x: ever had feelings for someone young: no
what…
:x: shoes do you wear: dvs
:x: are you scared of: being alone and poor and living in a shelter with the crackheads when im 30 and looking back and thinking what the fuck is my problem why didnt i do what i should have
:x: do you sleep in: whatever
:x: did you eat for lunch: sloppy joes
:x: love: great question, what love... nice
number…
:x: of times I have had my heart broken?: 1
:x: of hearts I have broken?: 1
:x: of girls I have kissed?: i think like 3
:x: of boys I have kissed?: i think 6
:x: of guys you've rejected?: enough to hate them all
:x: of drugs you taken: enough to make me crazy
:x: of accidents you been in: way too many, about 7
:x: of people you lead on?: a couple
:x: of people you broke up with?: like 4 or 5
do you think you are…
:x: pretty: no
:x: funny: if im hyper and not fighting with someone
:x: hot: not really
:x: friendly: yes
:x: ugly: no
:x: loveable: of course
:x: caring: yes i sure am
:x: dorky: all the time
:x: cocky: definately
:x: girly: sometimes
:x: boyish: a little bit
:x: smart: id hope so
:x: gangster: yo dog
:x: god: hell yes, bow down
favorite…
:x: five letter word: bitch
:x: comedian: Dane Cook
:x: candy: all of it
:x: cartoon: hi hi puffy ami yumi
:x: cereal: fruity pebbles
:x: day of week: any day off
:x: least fav day: every other day
:x: jello flavor: strawberry
:x: summer/winter: winter, it makes us stay inside all day n cuddle
:x: trampolines or swimming pools: both are great if kats on em
person who last…
:x: slept in your bed: kat
:x: saw you cry: kat
:x: made you cry: kat
:x: you went to the movies with: nat and kat
:x: yelled at you: kat
:x: sent you an email: nobody sends me email, i dont even go on here really
:x: called you: dana
:x: texted you: kat
have you ever…
:x: drank alcohol: yea
:x: smoked weed: yea
:x: said "I love you" and meant it?: yes
:x: gone out in public in your pajamas?: yuppers
:x: kept a secret from everyone?: yup
:x: cried during a movie?: yes
:x: ever at anytime owned new kids on the block?: yes
:x: planned your week based on the TV Guide?: try to
:x: been on stage?: when i was like 8
:x: been to New York?: no
:x: been to California?: no
:x: been to Florida?: ya
:x: Hawaii?: nope :(
:x: China?: no
:x: Canada?: yes
:x: Europe?: no
:x: what time is it now?: 12:33
:x: blue or red?: red
:x: spring or fall?: fall
:x: what are you going to do after you finish this? drop everyone off, go to j's, go take a shower n get laid
:x: what was the last meal you ate?: salisbury steak
:x: are you bored?: not really
:x: last noise you heard?: kat bitching
:x: last smell you sniffed?: salisbury
:x: last time you went out of state/province?: canada
friendship/love…
:x: do you believe in love at first sight?: yea
:x: do you want children one day & if so, how many?: yeah i want 2 maybe 3
:x: most important thing to you in a friendship is?: trust, loyalty
random stuff…
:x: criminal record?: no
:x: do you speak any other languages?: no
:x: name some of your favorite things in your bedroom: the tv, playstation
:x: piercing and where?: tongue 2x ears eyebrow
:x: worst feeling in the world?: feeling like kat hates my guts and doesnt trust me
:x: whom you love: kat
your…
:x: nickname(s): ally
:x: initials: A M M
:x: how old do you look?: 19
:x: how old do you act?: depends
:x: glasses/contacts?: neither, need both
:x: braces: no
:x: do you have any pets?: yea tons
:x: you get embarrassed?: huh?
:x: what upsets you?: when kat blames me for everything or tells me im bein a bitch n im not
:x: what time is it now?: 12:39
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[31 May 2004|03:31pm] |
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i'm not planning anything about anyones car you fuckin psycho's now chill the hell out and get over yourself
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[01 Apr 2004|08:51pm] |
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Yeah you, see you looking at the screen! Don't turn around don't turn your head from side to side acting like it's not you I'm talking about. Fuck you! Fucking Fucks! I mean everyone, including the annoying bitch of a girl Beth or rather ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) mad_hatter_beth. She thinks she's better then everyone, smarter, because she's 21, she don't know shit about anything and all she does is talk to hear herself talk. She talks about all my friends, and how she's really not open minded about anyone, she doesn't support anyone and last I heard no one likes her. So Beth, and I know you'll read this because you always read things with your name on them, you're stupid and I don't want to be friends with you ever again. I can't believe you tried to make out with Kat last night, how dare you, I told you she doesn't like your fat ass and never will! Fucking Bitch
( Naked Pics of Kat and Me )
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Later whores,
Ally
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[17 Mar 2004|01:03am] |
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You know it's one thing to be mean as hell to me because I really don't care what anyone says. But to make beth pick sides and insult her for having a friend just because you don't like them, THAT is immaturity, REAL immaturity. You crossed the line dana. I would never try to hurt someone like that, because you and me both know she is the only person who is REAL AND A TRUE PERSON. You are horrible. You act like I give a shit if beth hangs out with you, no, you act like i care what you do at all, no. She's doesn't even get involved in this shit because she likes you, and u stab her in the back too. You don't even deserve her, you are pitiful. I don't give a shit what you say to me, or about me or whatever about anything, but you should think about what you throw away and who you hurt just cuz you always think you're right.
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[16 Mar 2004|12:17am] |
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He had alot to say.
He had alot of nothing to say.
We'll miss him.
So long.
We wish you well.
You told us how you weren't afraid to die.
Well then, so long.
Don't cry.
Or feel too down.
Not all martyrs see divinity.
But at least you tried.
Standing above the crowd,
He had a voice that was strong and loud.
We'll miss him.
Ranting and pointing his finger
At everything but his heart.
We'll miss him.
No way to recall
What it was that you had said to me,
Like I care at all.
So loud.
You sure could yell.
You took a stand on every little thing
And so loud.
Standing above the crowd,
He had a voice so strong and loud and I
Swallowed his facade cuz I'm so
Eager to identify with
Someone above the ground,
Someone who seemed to feel the same,
Someone prepared to lead the way, with
Someone who would die for me.
Will you? Will you now?
Would you die for me?
Don't you fuckin lie.
Don't you step out of line.
Don't you fuckin lie.
You've claimed all this time that you would die for me.
Why then are you so surprised to hear your own eulogy?
You had alot to say.
You had alot of nothing to say.
Come down.
Get off your fuckin cross.
We need the fuckin space to nail the next fool martyr.
To ascend you must die.
You must be crucified
For your sins and your lies. [sic]
Goodbye...
friends only
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[07 Jul 2003|03:26am] |
Khatkiller (3:25:45 AM): ya no its rainin
smurfmonkeyz (3:25:50 AM): yup sure do
Khatkiller (3:25:58 AM): im fuckin wet
smurfmonkeyz (3:26:01 AM): ehheh
smurfmonkeyz (3:26:38 AM): i bet u look sexy all wet
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| billy's day at the grocery store |
[29 Jul 2002|02:44am] |
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Billy had to go the grocery store, because his damn mom said that he didn’t spend enough time with his step-dad. It might not have been so bad if Tyrone hadn’t made him shot up before they left. Now his step-dad was dragging him through isles and isles of freakish looking food that had weird looking teeth, and kept telling him to put his hand in there mouth. Billy couldn’t take much more of this so he ran until he bumped into this giant man with a fake toupee. The man politely asked where the boy was going, in which Billy made no reply. This upset the man so that the giant vein in is forehead throbbed, and the sweat shimmered off his fat head, exposing all of his chins. Tyrone told Billy to run, but he was so entranced by the mans vein that seemed to be 5 times larger than a lead pipe, that he couldn’t move. The man grabbed him and brought him to the juice isle. The fat man then grabbed a giant bottle of apple juice and beat him to what he thought was death. Luckily Tyrone had some magical “medicine” in his bum and gave it to Billy. Billy jumped up and grabbed a large thing of salami and shoved it up the man’s ass until it came out his throat. Wow it was a real mess, apparently that wasn’t the best revenge tactic, Billy could see traces of the mans lipid that had come out of his stomach. All was good again, he even had yummy apple juice all over him that he could lick off, and in a way the man did do one good thing. He made Billy his very own cup holder in his head. Billy skipped out of the grocery store with Tyrone and into the sunset, to have yet another adventure.
There are two morals here
1st moral: don’t piss off fat men in a grocery store…Jesus Christ just don’t do it…unless you have a death wish
2nd Moral: Apple juice is good, and should never be used for violence, otherwise bad things will happen to you. Like having a salami shoved up your behind.
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| bologna |
[25 Jul 2002|02:23pm] |
a day at the bologna factory
On this very unimportant day Billy and His classmates were going to the bologna factory. Billy’s school would have gone to an art museum or maybe a zoo, but because schools are little bitches and like to have their teacher’s lounge stalked with imported liquors and expensive bondage clothing for those long “cigarette” breaks (those sick bastards) they can’t afford any other places to go.
The Bus ride to the factory sucked for Billy, because nobody likes him, and he still had the smell of rotting deer guts on him. His step dad thought that it would be funny to gut out a deer and wrap its bloody carcass around Billy while he was passed out. Gary, the kid next to him on the bus, was really offended, him being a deer and all. Gary just started freaking out and went on a rampage, he started jumping everywhere, smashing some people’s heads and making there eyeballs pop out so that they hung on by that one cord. Finally he just jumped right out of the window and onto a car. Gary splattered everywhere and his little deer liver flew back into the bus and landed on Billy’s face. This really didn’t go well with Billy’s peers, and he was told to sit in the back and be quiet.
When the bus finally reached the bologna factory, Billy’s teacher (a cross dressing pig) said, “get the fuck off the bus you little pieces of shit”. Everyone gradually got off, while Billy lingered in the back shoving the rest of his LSD in his mouth that he had hid in his stuffed dog Tyrone’s ass.
In the factory everything started to look really screwed up. Colors flowed from every orifice, and that’s when Billy noticed them. All over the place bologna was dancing to the tune shake your bon bon. That tune drove Billy up the wall and the bologna kept bumping into him with there bums, leaving this sticky residue on him that smelled of rotting tuna helper. This was not what he needed on his trip. Then Tyrone suggested a little something “why don’t you chop them up”. Remembering that he had put an ax in his bag for just this circumstance, he grabbed for it
Billy flailed his arms violently, leaving fallen bologna in his path. Whenever Billy struck a dancing bologna thing, butterflies would come out, he tried to catch them but they were to fast. Tyrone told him to stop being a little bitch and keep his attention towards chopping up the damn bum shakers. Billy obeyed and finished up his job then found a corner to lay down. After all, killing dancing bologna things is hard work.
A few hours later a big man in a blue uniform rudely woke Billie up from his slumber and said, “wow you are one lucky kid”. Not having any idea what the man was talking Billy got up and looked around. Blood was everywhere, bodies had been chopped up to shreds, and while he followed the officer he accidentally stepped on little Susie’s intestine and squirted blood out of it and onto the officer. The officer then violently threw up all over the teacher’s head. It was a real blood bath in there and Billy was quickly taken out.
After all the paper work was done and such, Billy walked home with Tyrone and explained to him how lucky he was, and that the drugs had saved his life. It must have been a sign from God to keep using. Well he wasn’t about to go against Gods wishes (getting smited was not on his list of things). So Tyrone opened up his ass and Billie grabbed the remaining drugs, and then headed to the bowling alley to get a little playtime in.
Moral: Stop being a cheap ass school, and maybe ya won’t get yer ass killed.
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